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Week 11 Matchups

Fantasy Football Junkies: Week 11 Matchup Overview
“Quiet Before the Storm.”

The 2025 Fantasy Football Junkies League has reached a pivotal moment. With only two weeks left before the postseason, the playoff picture is beginning to take shape — but chaos still lurks just beneath the surface. Horse Meats have officially clinched a playoff berth, while seven teams sit between 6–4 and 5–5, all battling for seeding and survival. Week 11 doesn’t bring the same fireworks as last week, but every result still carries weight. One mistake now could be the difference between a playoff run and a trip to the Toilet Bowl.


She Gibbs Me Head (6–4) vs. Lamar So Serious? (6–4)

A matchup between two of the league’s most balanced squads. Leo R’s She Gibbs Me Head has strung together key wins to climb back into playoff contention, while Commissioner Steven L’s Lamar So Serious? continues to grind through close battles. With identical records, this game could be the tiebreaker that decides who earns a top-four seed. Expect this one to be tight and potentially decided under the Monday night lights.


Girthquake (5–5) vs. BigDawgs (6–4)

Nick R’s Girthquake has battled inconsistency all year but remains firmly in the playoff mix. Meanwhile, Angel G’s BigDawgs sit in a strong position but can’t afford a slip-up with so many 6–4 teams lurking. This game could swing either way — Girthquake needs a win to stay even with the pack, while BigDawgs could lock in playoff security with a seventh victory.


Horse Meats (8–2) vs. Bang Bang Miner Gang (6–4)

Justin A’s Horse Meats continue to roll as the class of the league. Already clinched for the postseason, they now turn their attention to securing the #1 seed. Jason G’s Bang Bang Miner Gang, though, isn’t a pushover — and with multiple teams tied at 6–4, every win is crucial for playoff positioning. The Miner Gang will have to play near-perfect football to pull off an upset against the league’s top squad.


Aztecs (3–7) vs. Goal Line Gaggers (4–6)

It’s now or never for Ramiro G’s Goal Line Gaggers. Sitting at 4–6, a loss here likely means elimination from playoff contention. Justin R’s Aztecs have struggled all season but have shown enough competitiveness to play spoiler. For the Gaggers, it’s simple: win and stay alive. Aztecs needs a miracle and CHAOS.


CEEDEEZ NUTS (6–4) vs. JT’s Dog House (2–8)

Jason C’s rookie campaign has been one of the biggest surprises of the year, sitting second overall and nearly guaranteed a playoff spot. Justin S’s JT’s Dog House, on the other hand, has already been eliminated but now relishes the role of spoiler. This one looks one-sided on paper, but at this stage of the season, complacency is the enemy.


AJ Stroud (3–7) vs. Its Allen The Hips (5–5)

Cesar C’s Allen The Hips is fighting for playoff survival. At 5–5, this is a must-win to avoid falling behind the pack. AJ S’s team has little left to play for besides hoping for a miracle run + CHAOS — but a late-season upset could shake up the bracket. It’s a pressure matchup for Allen The Hips, who can’t afford to stumble here.


Final Thoughts:

The standings are starting to settle, but nothing is safe:

  • Horse Meats (8–2) have clinched the playoffs and are closing in on the #1 seed.
  • CEEDEEZ NUTS (6–4), Lamar So Serious? (6–4), BigDawgs (6–4), Bang Bang Miner Gang (6–4), and She Gibbs Me Head (6–4) are locked in a five-way race for seeding.
  • Girthquake (5–5) and Its Allen The Hips (5–5) sit squarely on the bubble.
  • Goal Line Gaggers (4–6) must win to keep postseason hopes alive.
  • Aztecs (3–7) and AJ Strouding (3-7) are on life support
  • JT’s Dog House (2–8) are officially in spoiler mode.

Week 11 may not have the marquee matchups of last week, but it’s the calm before the storm. One more win or loss could define the playoff landscape heading into a wild Week 12 finale.

Week 10 Matchups 

Fantasy Football Junkies: Week 10 Matchup Overview

“Five-Way Tie. Three Weeks Left. Everything on the Line.”

The 2025 Fantasy Football Junkies League has officially entered its chaos era. With five teams locked in a 5–4 deadlockand only three weeks left before the postseason, every matchup now carries massive playoff stakes. One win could vault a team into the top four — one loss could send them spiraling toward the Toilet Bowl. Pressure is at an all-time high, and Week 10 will separate contenders from pretenders.


Lamar So Serious? (5–4) vs. BigDawgs (6–3)

A heavyweight clash between two of the league’s best. Commissioner Steven L’s Lamar So Serious? is looking to bounce back after a devastating 0.14-point loss, while Angel G’s BigDawgs are surging after reclaiming their offensive identity. A win keeps Lamar firmly in the playoff mix; a loss could drop him into the danger zone. Expect this one to come down to Monday night — and likely determine next week’s power rankings.


Its Allen The Hips (5–4) vs. Girthquake (4–5)

Cesar C’s team is red-hot, but Nick R’s Girthquake is riding high after an emotional upset last week. Girthquake must win to stay alive in the playoff race, while Allen The Hips are fighting to rise above the 5–4 logjam. Both lineups project well — this matchup feels like a potential shootout that could reshape the entire middle of the standings.


Bang Bang Miner Gang (5–4) vs. AJ Stroud (3–6)

Jason G’s Miner Gang looks to rebound after a tough loss, but AJ S’s squad is desperate to keep postseason hopes alive. For AJ Stroud, this is do-or-die — lose, and the playoff window officially slams shut. Miner Gang can’t afford to look past this one either, as another loss could drop them into tiebreaker chaos. This is quietly one of the week’s biggest trap games.


Goal Line Gaggers (4–5) vs. She Gibbs Me Head (5–4)

This one’s got season-defining potential. Ramiro G’s Gaggers need a win to avoid elimination territory, while Leo R’s Gibbs squad continues to climb after back-to-back strong weeks. Both teams are talented, motivated, and capable of big blow-up performances. The winner inches closer to playoff safety — the loser risks falling into the 4–6 danger zone.


Horse Meats (7–2) vs. JT’s Dog House (2–7)

Top vs. bottom — but don’t let the records fool you. Justin A’s Horse Meats are chasing the #1 seed and league dominance, but Justin T’s Dog House is fresh off a morale-boosting win and now plays the role of spoiler. Upset potential always looms when a team has nothing to lose. Still, Horse Meats enter as the clear favorite to secure an eighth win and inch closer to locking up the regular season crown.


CEEDEEZ NUTS (5–4) vs. Aztecs (3–6)

Jason C’s debut season continues to impress, but he’s facing a dangerous Aztecs team with upset potential. Justin R’s squad has been competitive in every loss, and this week represents a final chance to stay alive. CEEDEEZ NUTS can’t afford to slip — a win here could separate Jason from the five-way pack and strengthen his playoff positioning.


Final Thoughts

The standings are officially gridlocked:

  • Horse Meats (7–2) sit comfortably atop the throne.

  • Five teams (5–4) — Allen The Hips, Lamar So Serious?, Bang Bang Miner Gang, She Gibbs Me Head, and CEEDEEZ NUTS — are locked in a playoff war.

  • Goal Line Gaggers (4–5) and Girthquake (4–5) are one loss away from crisis.

  • AJ Stroud (3–6) and Aztecs (3–6) cling to hope, while JT’s Dog House (2–7) embraces spoiler mode.

Week 10 is more than just another slate — it’s a turning point.
By the end of Monday night, we’ll know who’s climbing, who’s collapsing, and who’s officially on elimination watch.

Week 9 Matchups 

Fantasy Football Junkies: Week 9 Matchup Overview

Chaos Week: The Playoff Race Tightens

Week 9 in the Fantasy Football Junkies League brings high stakes and heightened tension. With only a few weeks left in the regular season, every matchup now carries playoff consequences. Some teams are fighting to lock in top seeds, others are clawing to stay alive — and a few are playing spoiler. Here’s how each matchup stacks up heading into this pivotal week.


Girthquake (3–5) vs. Lamar So Serious? (5–3)

This week’s matchup features two teams heading in opposite directions. Lamar So Serious? has found its stride, climbing the standings with strong, balanced performances. Meanwhile, Girthquake is fighting to keep its season alive after an up-and-down campaign. A win here would revive Nick R’s playoff hopes, but a loss could all but end them. For Commissioner Steven L, this is another chance to prove his squad belongs among the elite.


Its Allen The Hips (4–4) vs. Bang Bang Miner Gang (5–3)

Two red-hot teams collide in one of the week’s most even matchups. Its Allen The Hips is riding momentum after clawing back to .500, while Bang Bang Miner Gang continues to showcase the consistency that has defined their season. Both teams are trending in the right direction — but only one can keep climbing. Expect a tightly contested matchup with major playoff implications.


BigDawgs (5–3) vs. Goal Line Gaggers (4–4)

A heavyweight battle between two squads in the playoff mix. BigDawgs aim to bounce back and reassert dominance, while Goal Line Gaggers are hungry to move back above .500. Both teams have the firepower to make deep playoff runs, but one will walk away with a much-needed momentum boost heading into November.


AJ Stroud (3–5) vs. JT’s Dog House (1–7)

It’s desperation mode for both franchises. AJ Stroud needs to start stacking wins to stay in contention, while JT’s Dog House is simply trying to play spoiler and avoid the Toilet Bowl conversation. For AJ, this is a must-win opportunity — anything less could mark the end of his playoff chase.


She Gibbs Me Head (4–4) vs. CEEDEEZ NUTS (5–3)

Two dangerous teams meet in what could be the most entertaining matchup of the week. She Gibbs Me Head has been gaining momentum with improved lineup decisions and breakout performances, while CEEDEEZ NUTS continues to impress in their debut season. With both teams hovering near the top of the standings, this matchup could be a playoff preview — or a turning point for either side’s season.


Horse Meats (6–2) vs. Aztecs (3–5)

The defending powerhouse versus a determined underdog. Horse Meats remain the gold standard of the league, but Aztecsenter this matchup with nothing to lose and everything to prove. A win for Justin R would keep faint playoff hopes alive and send shockwaves through the standings. For Horse Meats, it’s another chance to solidify their claim as the team to beat.


Final Thoughts

As the playoff picture sharpens, Week 9 could be the defining moment of the season. With several teams clustered around the middle of the standings, one big win or one costly loss could determine who breaks away from the pack — and who begins the long fall toward the Toilet Bowl. Every roster move, lineup choice, and Sunday call now matters more than ever.

Week 8 Matchups 

Fantasy Football Junkies: Week 8 Matchup Overview

Week 8 is a big one in the Fantasy Football Junkies league. With teams fighting for playoff spots and others trying to stay alive, every matchup this week carries weight. Here’s a look at how each game stacks up and what’s at stake.


Goal Line Gaggers (4–3) vs. Lamar So Serious? (4–3)

Both teams sit at 4–3, making this one of the biggest matchups of the week. The winner moves to 5–3 and strengthens their playoff position, while the loser drops back into the middle of the pack. It’s a key swing game that could shape the playoff picture.


Bang Bang Miner Gang (4–3) vs. Girthquake (3–4)

The Miner Gang is looking to push above .500 and keep momentum going, while Girthquake needs a win to avoid slipping further down the standings. This matchup could decide who stays in playoff contention heading into November.


JT’s Dog House (1–6) vs. Its Allen The Hips (3–4)

JT’s Dog House is trying to turn things around after a tough start, while Allen The Hips looks to even their record at 4–4. A win for Allen The Hips keeps them right in the playoff mix, but a loss could make the road back much tougher.


CEEDEEZ NUTS (4–3) vs. BigDawgs (5–2)

A clash between two playoff-caliber teams. BigDawgs want to stay near the top of the standings, while CEEDEEZ NUTSis trying to prove they belong among the elite. A win here could boost momentum for either side entering the final stretch.


Aztecs (3–4) vs. AJ Stroud (2–5)

Both teams need this one badly. Aztecs can get back to .500 with a win, while AJ Stroud needs to start stacking victories to stay in the playoff hunt. This game could be a turning point for either team’s season.


Horse Meats (5–2) vs. She Gibbs Me Head (4–3)

A top-tier battle between two strong teams. Horse Meats are trying to stay among the league leaders, while She Gibbs Me Head looks to move up in the standings and prove they can hang with the best. A win here would send a strong message heading into Week 9.


Final Thoughts

Week 8 could define the playoff race. With multiple teams sitting around .500, every win counts — and one big performance could be the difference between playoff confidence and fighting for survival in the coming weeks.

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